{"product_id":"9781609116767","title":"So Many Reasons Men Stay Single!","description":"According to the late comedian George Carlin: \"I am\" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that \"I do\" is the longest sentence?\u003cp\u003eSo Many Reasons Men Stay Single is a humorous compilation of one man's theories about why men don't wish to marry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten in the vein of comedian Jeff Foxworthy's punch lines and book You Might Be a Redneck If, following a countless number of terrible dates, author Bret Eschmeyer tried listing how many reasons he could find for staying single.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter the first 50 reasons flowed easily onto paper, he decided to keep adding to the list, coming up with a philosophy that will make you laugh out loud at his many dating disasters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo Many Reasons Men Stay Single is \"a humorous look at dating and relationships, because dating today is so frustrating trying to find something that will last a lifetime.\" For a good laugh, as well as some clever writing, pick up your copy today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAuthor Bio: First-time author Bret Eschmeyer says he was dared to write this book \"by married female coworkers as we laughed about the perils of dating.\" He works as a financial analyst in Denver and has started writing his next book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePublisher's website: http:\/\/www.strategicpublishinggroup.com\/title\/SoManyReasonsMenStaySingle.html\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Strategic Book Group, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48538433224944,"sku":"9781609116767","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781609116767_p0.jpg?v=1768411683","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781609116767","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}