{"product_id":"9781612788579","title":"Why Is Jesus in the Microwave? Funny Stories from Catholic Classrooms","description":"At a certain parish the tabernacle was a wide rectangle set into the wall. One day the primary children were learning about the Mass. At the end of the lesson, Sister asked, \"Does anyone have any questions?\"\u003cp\u003eWith furrowed brow, a child inquired, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Why does Father put Jesus into the microwave?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKids. You never know what they're going to say next!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs educators in America's Catholic classrooms, The Sisters of Notre Dame are no strangers to hilarious mix-ups, priceless mispronunciations, and innocent mistakes like this one. Now they're sharing their over 125-year treasury of funny stories and anecdotes in \u003cb\u003eWhy is Jesus in the Microwave?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese real-life episodes cover everything from\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprayer -- \"O my God, I am partly sorry.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eto morality - \"Maybe I lie a little bit, but nobody's perfect.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eto schoolwork -- \"Dear Joe, if you die, can I have your report card?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eto holidays -- \"And where was Baby Jesus born?\" \"In a haystack.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd lots more!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePriest or teacher, parent or grandparent, or anyone needing to lose themselves in funny and wholesome stories will enjoy \u003cb\u003eWhy is Jesus in the Microwave?\u003c\/b\u003e It is a joyful reminder that laughter is a gift from God.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Our Sunday Visitor, Publishing Division","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47129962447088,"sku":"9781612788579","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781612788579_p0.jpg?v=1763844553","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781612788579","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}