{"product_id":"9781617753794","title":"You Have to F**king Eat","description":"A \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Best Seller\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne of \u003cb\u003eBookRiot\u003c\/b\u003e's Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne of \u003cb\u003eFlavorwire\u003c\/b\u003e's 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eYou Have to F***ing Eat\u003c\/i\u003e makes parents of picky eaters smile.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTODAY Parents\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Adam Mansbach...will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with \u003ci\u003eYou Have to F**king Eat\u003c\/i\u003e--another children's book that is most definitely not for children.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eEntertainment Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eHuffington Post\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Parents, Adam Mansbach gets you. He understood that sometimes your kids just won't go the f**k to sleep. And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won't f**king eat. And he knows, well, it's really f**king annoying. So how about some f**king comic relief?\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGQ\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A likeable variation on a universal f***ing theme.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when--if at all.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003eNew York Journal of Books\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"If you're a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates 'deranged' humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you...Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSan Francisco Book Review\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eYou Have to F**cking Eat\u003c\/i\u003e, Sequel to \u003ci\u003eGo the F**k to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e, Is Finally F**king Coming...It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. 'No, no, it's not for you,' he'll say, laughing and crying at the same time.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003eFlavorwire\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSan Francisco Chronicle\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A 21st-century bedtime story for the ages (and all ages) if there ever was one.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBay Area Reporter\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Parents, when your precious angel rips you from your three hours of sleep to demand food that he won't actually eat, you'll want this f'ing book.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003eMashable\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Forthcoming new book by genius funnyman Adam Mansbach.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003eBoingBoing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Mansbach freely, fabulously curses out the uncensored truth; Brozman makes sure you'll recognize your irresistible, equitably diverse mini-mes with those all-too-familiar expressions, from utter disdain to overwhelming trust and every little eyeball roll in between.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003eBookDragon\/Smithsonian Asian Pacific American Center\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"If your kid has never presented you with some new mind-boggling preference at mealtime, I suspect you're lying.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePersephone Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"This book is genius. It is what every parent is thinking when their child refuses dinner.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003eOld School\/New School Mom\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"With this soon-to-be crude classic, Adam Mansbach has nailed it with his undeniable animal\/child comparisons all cozily complimented by Owen Brozman's humorous illustration--we dare you not to giggle into your eggnog.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003eCurious Mom\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Illustrations are just as enjoyable and the narrative again paints the perfect picture.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cb\u003eRoundtable Reviews\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom the author of the international best seller \u003ci\u003eGo the F*** to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e comes a long-awaited sequel about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, \u003ci\u003eYou Have to F***ing Eat\u003c\/i\u003e breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads new, old, grand- and expectant, a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA perfect gift book like the smash hit \u003ci\u003eGo the F*** to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e (over 1.5 million copies sold worldwide!), \u003ci\u003eYou Have to F***ing Eat\u003c\/i\u003e perfectly captures Mansbach's trademark humor, which is simultaneously affectionate and radically honest. 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