{"product_id":"9781621050056","title":"Seven Seagulls For A Single Nipple","description":"The Little Mermaid meets Hellraiser!\u003cbr\u003eWilmorn is a nipple. A nipple in love.\u003cbr\u003eLiving on a Voodoo priest, Wilmorn the sentient nipple crosses paths with a foul-mouthed lesbian nun shouting about wickedness in the streets of NYC and instantly falls in love. He summons the Seagull Gods in a bid to gain bodily freedom and pursue her, asking for his own human body. The Gulls grant his request. Sort of. They make him a big nipple with a gross little face and spindly limbs. And give him a lobster baby companion\/guardian-a chain-smoking demon maniac with a lobster body and a baby face who tail-rapes people to death and picks on Wilmorn ceaselessly. Yes, tail-rapes. It's his... thing.\u003cbr\u003eCan Wilmorn convince the nun to love him so that he may be human? And what if he succeeds? Making deals with evil Seagull Gods from magical dimensions might not always work out as one would hope.","brand":"Eraserhead Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47065548325104,"sku":"9781621050056","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781621050056_p0.jpg?v=1763858730","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781621050056","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}