{"product_id":"9781621050674","title":"Avoiding Mortimer","description":"\u003cp\u003e Rest in Processing...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMortimer has tried his whole life long to avoid everything. He's estranged from his undead family, stuck in a shitty job, and his only friends are ants. Mortimer decides to avoid the rest of living. But it turns out there is much more to avoid after suicide-Eternity in a body-making factory, a soul-hungry ant blob, God and his minions, the Afterlife, and even what lies beyond it. Aided by a sentient pile of dreadlocks, his acquired skills, and dumb luck, Mortimer attempts to avoid everything-and does a miserable job of it. A bizarro adventure story about life, the afterlife, the after-afterlife, and avoiding it all-especially the parts like working as an aglet-biter, or drinking shots of Holy Fuck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eraserhead Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50023595311344,"sku":"9781621050674","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781621050674","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}