{"product_id":"9781621050773","title":"Sausagey Santa","description":"\u003cp\u003eSanta isn't the jolly old elf as portrayed in Children's stories. \u003cbr\u003eHe's a bit more grotesque than that. His eyes are pimento-stuffed olives,\u003cbr\u003ehis teeth are walnuts, and his body is made of sausages.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. It is an anti-Christmas spirit that loathes everything having to do with children and Jesus. His name is Frosty the Neo-Nazi Snowman. After Frosty steals his magic bag of presents, Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, \u003cbr\u003eDecapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a peculiar Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the greatest sausage-spewing, elf-raping, zombie-killing, Transformer-\u003cbr\u003efucking, reindeer-exploding, snowman-battling, adventure-rocking, bizarro \u003cbr\u003eChristmas story OF ALL TIME!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eraserhead Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47057467769072,"sku":"9781621050773","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781621050773_p0.jpg?v=1763855731","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781621050773","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}