{"product_id":"9781621051169","title":"Death Machines of Death","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet. It's kind of like that movie\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eMaximum Overdrive\u003c\/i\u003e, only ten time as fucking brutal!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the Big Old Gaylord Opryland Resort! Do you lack the energy to get a date? Are you batshit insane and looking for a cure?\u003cbr\u003eAre you a pants-shitting senior who wants to stop being old? Do you hate Stephen King? Then, this weekend, there's a seminar for you! Sure,\u003cbr\u003ethere's a comet flying through space bringing all machinery to life and killing everybody, but don't worry about that! Here, have a sandwich!\u003cbr\u003eVisit our many attractions! See our massive convention center (of \u003ci\u003edeath\u003c\/i\u003e), our beautiful atrium (of \u003ci\u003edeath\u003c\/i\u003e), and our arcade (of \u003ci\u003edeath\u003c\/i\u003e)!\u003cbr\u003eIgnore the massive senior citizen orgy. Don't talk to the kid in the wheelchair. We guarantee the elevator will \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e transform you into a cyborg. Mr. Coffee \u003ci\u003eisn't\u003c\/i\u003e trying to kill you. And there is absolutely nothing suspicious going on in the basement. (Don't go down there though, \u003ci\u003eseriously\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake a load off, have a good time, and prepare to \u003ci\u003edie\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeath Machines of Death is an apocalyptic horror comedy by Vince Kramer that just so happens to be a million times better than anything you've ever read before. And if you think for one minute that those boring literary classics like \u003ci\u003eThe Great Gatsby\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eor \u003ci\u003eMoby Dick\u003c\/i\u003e are better than this, then you're fucking stupid!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eraserhead Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47041976172784,"sku":"9781621051169","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781621051169_p0.jpg?v=1763857243","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781621051169","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}