{"product_id":"9781621577515","title":"Bigly: Donald Trump in Verse","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eExcerpt from \u003cem\u003eBigly\u003c\/em\u003e:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Mirth, with thee I mean to live.\"—\u003cstrong\u003eJohn Milton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"My whole life is about winning.\"—\u003cstrong\u003eDonald Trump\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCall It Kobe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey're loaded, loaded with cars.\u003cbr\u003eSo they send millions of cars over here.\u003cbr\u003eWe sell them beef—beef.\u003cbr\u003eThey don't want it.\u003cbr\u003eHalf the time they send it back.\u003cbr\u003eThey want to send it back.\u003cbr\u003eThe farmers over there don't want it.\u003cbr\u003eSo we take it back.\u003cbr\u003eThat's not good beef\u003cbr\u003eBy the time you get it back.\u003cbr\u003eI said the other day—No, no, I say it's aged;\u003cbr\u003eNow they call it Kobe beef\u003cbr\u003eAnd we sell it for more money.\u003cbr\u003e—\u003cem\u003eSeptember 25, 2015, remarks at Values Voters Summit, discussing trade with China\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTable At Le Cirque\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI know one man in particular.\u003cbr\u003eHe's one of the most successful men in New York,\u003cbr\u003eAnd he couldn't get a table at a restaurant.\u003cbr\u003eHe's worth maybe four or five hundred million dollars,\u003cbr\u003eAnd he's standing at Le Cirque or one of them\u003cbr\u003eAnd he couldn't get a table. \u003cbr\u003eSo I see him standing there and he's a little embarrassed\u003cbr\u003eAnd he says, \"Don, could you help me get a table?\" \u003cbr\u003eSo I got him a table.\u003cbr\u003e So he calls the next day and I said,\u003cbr\u003e\"No one knows you, you're very successful,\"\u003cbr\u003eAnd he says, \"No, no no, I like to keep a low profile.\"\u003cbr\u003eThat's great. But in the meantime\u003cbr\u003e He can't get a table in a restaurant.\u003cbr\u003e —\u003cem\u003eNovember 11, 1984, interview with the Washington Post\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eHow Do I Back Thee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI want to just let you know,\u003cbr\u003eI am so behind you.\u003cbr\u003eAnd I know maybe sometimes\u003cbr\u003eYou haven't gotten the backing that you've wanted,\u003cbr\u003eAnd you're going to get so much backing.\u003cbr\u003eMaybe you're going to say,\u003cbr\u003ePlease don't give us so much backing. Mr. President,\u003cbr\u003ePlease, We don't need that much backing.\u003cbr\u003e But you're going to have that.\u003cbr\u003e—\u003cem\u003eJanuary 21, 2017, speech at CIA headquarters Langley, Virginia\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBook Praise\u0026amp;Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilarious collection of Trump quotes arranged as poetry!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Poets, wrote Shelley, are 'the unacknowledged legislators of the world.' Big deal. But now for the first time ever a poet is the Leader of the Free World, and he's even more totally unacknowledged—by Democrats, the media, Lena Dunham, Deep State leakers, and other losers. This superb collection of winning verse, brilliantly edited by Rob Long, spans the decades from the early 'Table at Le Cirque' to my personal favorite 'The Mantle of Anger.' With this dazzling anthology, bitter fake-news hacks for whom Trump is beyond reason will have to admit that he's also beyond rhyme (except for page 74).\" —\u003cb\u003eMARK STEYN\u003c\/b\u003e, bestselling author of \u003cem\u003eAmerica Alone\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eAfter America\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eThe Undocumented Mark Steyn    \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"This book pleased me so much, I culturally appropriated Haiku to contribute to the cover.\" — \u003cb\u003eMILO YIANNOPOULOS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"More lyrical than Walt Whitman, pithier than Robert Frost—and making a heck of a lot more sense than Emily Dickinson, this book should be required reading for every Literature major on campus.\"—\u003cb\u003eJAMES DELINGPOLE\u003c\/b\u003e, columnist at Breitbart.com and The Spectator and author of \u003cem\u003e365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eThe Little Green Book of Eco-Fascism\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eBigly\u003c\/em\u003e is hilarious compilation of memorable quotes from President Donald Trump arranged as poetry that will have the president's fiercest supporters and harshest critics asking the same question: Can a president appoint himself Poet Laureate? Divided into sections on Life, Love, Beauty, and Death—and including a dedicatory haiku by Milo Yiannopoulos, a foreword by \u003cem\u003eHow to Lose Friends and Alienate People \u003c\/em\u003eauthor Toby Young, and poignant editor's notes that reveal the hidden meaning in Trump's expert verse—\u003cem\u003eBigly\u003c\/em\u003e is a must-have for political junkies who've been following President Donald Trump's unconventional speeches, interviews, complaints, jokes, quips, and witticisms.","brand":"Skyhorse Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47183198552304,"sku":"9781621577515","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781621577515_p0.jpg?v=1763860840","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781621577515","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}