{"product_id":"9781623097028","title":"Classy Poems: For Holidays \u0026 Other \"Special\" Occasions","description":"There are certain moments in life when you need some real classy poetry. Well, here it is! Celebrate holidays and other \"special\" occasions like you really mean it and\/or just don't give a damn. Also, go ahead and recite these classy poems at a party if you want. What do I care? Hey, did you know members of the opposite sex like poetry recitations? These poems, using state-of-the-art technology, are designed with your peak performance in mind. And I think you know what I mean by \"performance.\"","brand":"BookBaby","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47113726623984,"sku":"9781623097028","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781623097028_p0.jpg?v=1763862285","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781623097028","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}