{"product_id":"9781623652500","title":"If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead","description":"The bright, funny and wild story of an acrobat from Hamburg who decided to become the King of Albania, succeeded, and fell in love along the way\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOtte Witte is an old man. The Allies are raining bombs on his city and, having narrowly escaped death, he has come home to his little caravan to drink what remains of his coffee (dust) and wait for the inevitable. Convinced that he will not see the sunrise, he decides to write the story of his life for the poor soul who finds what's left of him come the morning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd it's quite a story. Years earlier, when he was in either Buda or Pest, working in the circus, a dear friend showed him a newspaper article: Albania was searching for a long-lost Turkish prince to be the new king. The Turkish prince was the image of Otto. . . \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA plan was formed; adventure, disaster, love and sheer, unabashed hope followed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead\u003c\/i\u003e is a joy to read; accomplished and full of the warmth, honesty and lightness of touch for which Andrew Nicoll is known and loved.","brand":"Quercus","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47169146388720,"sku":"9781623652500","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781623652500_p0.jpg?v=1763863257","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781623652500","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}