{"product_id":"9781626235977","title":"A Surgeon's Little Instruction Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe've all had \"one of those days.\" Yet, even under the most stressful conditions, humor seems to find its way through-at times it's even sharper than your surgical instruments!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDr. Waters was asked by hundreds of readers of his first book, \u003cstrong\u003eA Heart Surgeon's Little Instruction Book\u003c\/strong\u003e to create a similar work for all surgical specialties. He responded to the request by assembling a stunning collection of the best one-liners from hundreds of colleagues around the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's a sampling of this book's humor and advice:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecognize when a referral is just someone wanting his or her problem to become your problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNever let a published article stand in the way of common sense.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour percentages of body fat and moral fiber should never approximate each other.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBe wary of colleagues who are more conversant with their billings than they are with their clinical results.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStart each case with a clear conscience and an empty bladder.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Thieme","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47053257343216,"sku":"9781626235977","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781626235977_p0.jpg?v=1763869556","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781626235977","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}