{"product_id":"9781626945524","title":"Closing the Store","description":"Liz didn't mean to start a sex strike...but she'll use it to end a war and win an election.\u003cp\u003eLiz A. Stratton is running for President of the United States to end the unpopular war in Mesopotamianstan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEverything goes as planned until the first debate when Liz's competitors patronize her. She loses her temper and declares that if every woman in America withheld sex, the war would be over in weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo women all over the country actually \"close the store.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow the fun starts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Opal Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47036910829808,"sku":"9781626945524","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781626945524_p0.jpg?v=1763865351","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781626945524","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}