{"product_id":"9781629149028","title":"Chic-tionary: The Little Book of Fashion Faux-cabulary","description":"\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eChic-tionary\u003c\/i\u003e is a darling little dictionary of fashion and beauty words you never knew existed. It takes its inspiration from the peculiar and amusing language of fashion people like Tyra Banks (\u003ci\u003esmize\u003c\/i\u003e), Man Repeller (\u003ci\u003earm party\u003c\/i\u003e), and André Leon Tally (\u003ci\u003edreckitude\u003c\/i\u003e), and contains more than two hundred made-up acronyms, abbreviations, and afflictions that are certain to leave an indelible glitter stain on the English language.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHave you ever tried something on at a department store without bothering to hang it back up (\u003ci\u003efit it then quit it\u003c\/i\u003e)? Or been saved by a Sephora when a last-minute invitation strikes and you’re without makeup (\u003ci\u003eserendipretty\u003c\/i\u003e)? Are you a dark-haired maiden who’s tired of letting blondes believe they have more fun (\u003ci\u003ebrunetiquette\u003c\/i\u003e)?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOther terminally chic terminology includes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eaccessorcism\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat needs to happen when you feel possessed to wear every piece of jewelry you own, all at once.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003ebangover\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe morning-after remorse that occurs after getting bangs that are too short and don’t behave.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003edresspassing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen another woman invades your territory by showing up in the same dress as you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003efête-abolism\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe phenomenon in which calories consumed while standing and making small talk at a fête don’t count.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eideal body weight\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBradley Cooper on top of you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eprisoner of wardrobe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat you become when you turn down an invitation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e. . . And more!\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Skyhorse Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47136205439216,"sku":"9781629149028","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781629149028_p0.jpg?v=1763870485","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781629149028","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}