{"product_id":"9781629149851","title":"Hilarious Lawyer Jokes: An Illustrated Caseload of Jurisprudential Jests","description":"What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. \u003ci\u003eHilarious Lawyer Jokes\u003c\/i\u003e pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn summation, you must find \u003ci\u003eHilarious Lawyer Jokes\u003c\/i\u003e guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Skyhorse Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47139537748208,"sku":"9781629149851","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781629149851_p0.jpg?v=1763872489","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781629149851","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}