{"product_id":"9781631063350","title":"Whine: 50 Perfect Wines to Pair with Your Child's Rotten Behavior","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis isn't your ordinary wine pairing book! From sweet, pink wines to full bodied reds, \u003ci\u003eWhine\u003c\/i\u003e has the humor (and libations) to help you survive parenthood.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid your daughter just \u003cb\u003eget out of bed for the twelfth time\u003c\/b\u003e to ask for a glass of water? We've got the perfect rosé for your sanity. Did your son just have a meltdown in the \u003cb\u003emiddle of the grocery store\u003c\/b\u003e? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Has your child's\u003cb\u003e math homework\u003c\/b\u003e left you in a state of total depression? Try a Syrah to\u003cb\u003e get you out of that funk\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003ci\u003eWhine\u003c\/i\u003e includes \u003cb\u003e50 perfect pairings\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eto match\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eyour child's perfectly rotten behavior\u003c\/b\u003e! You'll also discover the best ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew (hint: use a shoe). As a bonus, each wine featured in the book\u003cb\u003e comes with a sticker\u003c\/b\u003e, so every time you sample a wine to match a rotten behavior, go ahead and add it to the \u003cb\u003ePeriodic Table of W(h)ine\u003c\/b\u003e that folds out of the book. The sticker groupings will help you determine if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo whether you like your \"juice\" from the \u003cb\u003eglass\u003c\/b\u003e, the \u003cb\u003ebottle\u003c\/b\u003e, or the \u003cb\u003ebox\u003c\/b\u003e, this is the perfect book to wine your way through the\u003cb\u003e joys of day-to-day parenting\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Race Point Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47038274830576,"sku":"9781631063350","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781631063350_p0.jpg?v=1763671583","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781631063350","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}