{"product_id":"9781631610288","title":"If Women are From Venus, Men are from Planet Penis: How to Get Your Alien Man to Satisfy All Your Needs and Desires","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate Guide to Living With a Man on Earth\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf there are times when you feel like you are married to an alien-man, or dating a strange male-being, or conversing with a guy from outer space, then \u003ci\u003eIf Women are from Venus, Men are from Planet Penis\u003c\/i\u003e will rock your world. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCanada's Dr. Luv, the creator of the relationship game and app, Syncrohearts, prescribes this comical \"man awareness manual\" for women. In this book, you will discover what's going on inside the minds and hearts of \"regular men,\" so you can get on the exact same page as the man in your life about sex, love, and romance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou might have heard that \"men are from Mars\" or that men are descendants from the \"man on the moon.\" Men are not Martians, but guys do come from a testosterone-fueled planet. The dialect on planet Penis is \"Penish,\" and this \"old-school\" communication style can make it seem nearly impossible to communicate with men unless you learn to understand their language.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis archaic, male communication style might have worked for our fathers and grandfathers, but it has erected a massive barrier between modern men and women. It is time to break down the walls and communicate more effectively so we can live happily together. If women can help men communicate more effectively and teach guys about sex, love, and romance, then maybe men can help teach women \"Penish\" as a second language.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMen Don't Know Much About Sex, Love, or Romance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen it comes to sex, love, and romance, most men are uneducated and unequipped with the skills needed to create and maintain a long-term bond with a woman. Men often forget that love and romance are essential ingredients for creating great sex.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten by a man who was once equally uneducated in this regard, \u003ci\u003eIf Women are from Venus, Men are from Planet Penis\u003c\/i\u003e is an essential \"man awareness manual\" for women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf your relationship has grown stale or boring, or you've become frustrated with a man whose stubbornness or insensitivity drives you crazy, this book will help you create a loving relationship with spousal benefits (i.e., he cooks, cleans, and pleases you). \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDr. Luv, a self-professed Romantic, Loving Man in-training (RLM) offers simple, straightforward advice on how you can turn your unromantic man into a Romantic, Loving Man. Dr. Luv believes that every man has the potential to become his wife's or girlfriend's Prince Charming, and that the person best suited to teach your man all about romantic love is you! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book will teach you how to communicate in a way that will get him to respond and get him to understand that the road to a real \"happy-ending\" always starts with romance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TCK Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47037192831216,"sku":"9781631610288","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781631610288_p0.jpg?v=1763672926","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781631610288","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}