{"product_id":"9781633020849","title":"KILROY WAS HERE: A Novel","description":"\u003cp\u003eNormal teenagers flip burgers to earn cash during high school. I am not a normal teenager. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is Tony Pershing and I broke up with my girlfriend just before prom because I was worried my job monitoring a\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003emysterious portal to space for an enigmatic company named Corporate would put her in danger. In other words, I suck at\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003emaking decisions. My best friend and Corporate co-worker is Jeff Harper, who is obsessed with the music of Styx and his\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1976 Chevy Vega. He got sucked through the portal on prom night and now, armed with an arsenal of bizarre weapons and\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea mild case of PTSD, I’ve got to fi nd out what happened to him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI also have to deal with a sudden and random ability to spout off information I never knew and a neurotic alien real estate developer bent on turning Earth into a resort planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemember this the next time you think you’re having a bad day. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJeff South was born and raised in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, and started writing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003estories about a ghost hunting cat named Midnight when he was only eight years old.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe is a writer, actor (stage and screen), teacher and director. Jeff maintains a\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eblog, Upstream of Consciousness, where he writes about fi lm, television, books,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003emusic, pop culture, and the occasional memory of growing up in southeast Missouri.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Total Publishing And Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47055545565424,"sku":"9781633020849","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781633020849_p0.jpg?v=1763676178","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781633020849","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}