{"product_id":"9781633931053","title":"The Happenstances at the Yellow County Community Swim and Racquet Club the Summer Before Last","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Don't worry, as long as I'm alive and raising h-e-double diving boards those rat bastards aren't gonna touch us, trust me. I love this place too much not to fight for it.\" Set the summer before last around a series of happenstances at a community swim and racquet club in Yellow County, The Happenstances at the Yellow County Community Swim and Racquet Club the Summer Before Last is a bittersweet, nostalgic, but comic novella about a team of misfits, including a loser who secretly lives in the guard house of the club, a struggling artist with webbed toes, a timid teen with a concave chest, and the beautiful heiress of the Comfort Inn fortune. They have to win the impending Tri-County Relay Race and save the club from being run by a management company that only cares about money. The management company hires an opposing relay team of ringers including a girl with a prosthetic dorsal fin and a man named Carmichael Schmelps who looks suspiciously like a certain Olympic gold medalist.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"High Dive Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47131138982128,"sku":"9781633931053","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781633931053_p0.jpg?v=1763679447","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781633931053","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}