{"product_id":"9781634132152","title":"Nicknames: Tales from the Shallow End of the Manhattan Dating Pool","description":"There are a million bad dates in the city that never sleeps. \u003cbr\u003eMary Geneva has been on 999,999 of them.\u003cp\u003eWhen she moved to Manhattan in her mid-20s, Mary imagined being single in New York City would be like something out of a Hollywood movie. And it was-a horror movie. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNicknames\u003c\/i\u003e is a look at some of the most hopeless, horrendous, and frequently hilarious dates you can imagine. Mary shares her true-life adventures looking for Mr. Right in the treacherous New York dating scene. You'll meet men so bizarre, their names have been changed to protect the guilty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur cast of characters includes:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ci\u003eCrazy Eyes\u003c\/i\u003e, who didn't just resemble an escapee from the local mental hospital, but proved he probably belonged there\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ci\u003eJames Bond\u003c\/i\u003e, the mysterious South African with the secret life\u003cbr\u003e• \u003ci\u003eGerm Sperm\u003c\/i\u003e, a guy so classy, he actually named himself Germ Sperm!\u003cbr\u003e• And many, many, \u003ci\u003emany\u003c\/i\u003e more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart memoir, part self-help book, \u003ci\u003eNicknames\u003c\/i\u003e will have you laughing out loud...and possibly abstaining from dating forever.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mill City Press, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47061702181104,"sku":"9781634132152","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781634132152_p0.jpg?v=1763680334","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781634132152","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}