{"product_id":"9781680991116","title":"The Complete Book of Dutch-ified English: An \"Inwaluable\" Introduction to an \"Enchoyable\" Accent of the \"Inklish Lankwitch\"","description":"Here is a book for anyone tired of speaking flat, colorless, homogenized English. Pennsylvania Dutchman Gary Gates provides a glossary, read-aloud section, songs, recipes, and more in this delightful, “inwaluable” introduction to Dutch-ified English.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLearn the meaning of “rutch” and “spritz,” what a “clod” and a “crotch” are, how to pronounce and make “Cussin Rache’s Snitz and Knepp,” and what has happened to food when it’s “all.” Spice up your vocabulary with delightful words and phrases, such as:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e•  Grex: To complain, moan. “Ah, quit your grexing, you have a vonderful life.”\u003cbr\u003e•  Face: Belief, religious conwiction. “Praise be! Rebecca has found her face in the Lord again!”\u003cbr\u003e•  Gruntbecky: An expression of hard going. “Gruntbecky! It’s difficult to run in this hot sun.”\u003cbr\u003e•  Nix nootz: A devilish, mischievous person. “Our daughter is a little nix nootz.”\u003cbr\u003e•  Rupdawn: A massage. “A good rupdawn will take the ache away.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTired of trying to conform to traditional speech patterns, Gary offers a warm and funny celebration of the unique Dutch culture in America.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Skyhorse Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47166416584944,"sku":"9781680991116","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781680991116_p0.jpg?v=1763691072","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781680991116","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}