{"product_id":"9781682450901","title":"I Love You, Sign Here: Contracts for Couples","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe first-ever book of contracts for couples to help navigate the troubled waters of love, sex, money, in-laws, and IKEA.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone signs prenups, but now there’s an encyclopedia of contracts for every bump in the road and occasion for potential conflict in your relationship. With over 60 hilarious, totally realistic contracts, \u003ci\u003eI Love You, Sign Here\u003c\/i\u003e is the essential book for couples (young, old, married, living together, haven’t really had “the talk”) to navigate every possible scenario they could possibly face in their lives together, from money and sex, to in-laws and home décor, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e—“The Banning of Expensive and Idiotic Purchases Contract”\u003cbr\u003e —“The But We Just Saw Them Contract”\u003cbr\u003e —“The Netflix and Not Kill Each Other Contract”\u003cbr\u003e —“The Porn Contract”\u003cbr\u003e —“The Shit Nobody Wants To Go To But Is Forced To Go To Anyway Contract”\u003cbr\u003e —“The IKEA Køntråkt”\u003cbr\u003e —“The Skip Fighting Over Where To Eat And Go Directly To Shake Shack Contract”\u003cbr\u003e —“The Stop Being So Relaxed about Your Stupid Career \/ Get a Real Job \/ You’re Not Going to Make It as an Artist Contract”\u003cbr\u003e —“The Try to Maintain your Hotness Contract”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd many more including contracts on your in-laws, family, breeding, pet peeves, chores, home decor, and your exes!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(DISCLAIMER: The contracts presented in this book are not intended for use in an actual court of law. The authors do not assume any legal liability for your divorce\/breakup\/imprisonment. Proper execution of the contracts should bring you closer together and strengthen the foundation of your relationship by fostering communication and accountability. . . and we will take full credit for your new #RelationshipGoals status.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Regan Arts.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47042681078000,"sku":"9781682450901","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781682450901_p0.jpg?v=1763697002","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781682450901","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}