{"product_id":"9781682813607","title":"The Rule Maker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTen Steps to Surviving a New Job:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Don’t sleep with the client. It’ll get you fired. (Sounds easy enough.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Don’t blink when new client turns out to be former one-night stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. Don’t call same client a jerk for never texting you back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. Don’t believe client when he says he really, really wanted to call.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5. Remember, the client is always right—so you can’t junk punch him when he demands new design after new design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e6. Ignore accelerated heartbeat every time sexy client walks into room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e7. Definitely ignore client’s large hands. They just mean he wears big gloves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e8. Don’t let client’s charm wear you down. Be strong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e9. Whatever you do, don’t fall for the client. You’ll lose more than your job—maybe even your heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e10. If all else fails, see rule number one again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Entangled Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47050097098992,"sku":"9781682813607","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781682813607_p0.jpg?v=1764105001","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781682813607","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}