{"product_id":"9781771000628","title":"America, But Better: The Canada Party Manifesto","description":"\u003cp\u003eAs the U.S. political arena increasingly resembles a production of CATS performed by actual cats, Americans are looking for a new leader. That leader is Canada. Yes, under the banner of the Canada Party, the entire country is running for president of the United States. Our campaign promises include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe phrase \"job creators\" will be changed to \"job creationists,\" and they will be given seven days to actually create some.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe will continue building oil pipelines, but they will carry maple syrup. If there's a spill, at least the animals will be tasty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGuantanamo Bay will be closed and the inmates moved to the Arctic, where they can be legally snowboarded.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmerica, but Better combines the doctrine of American exceptionalism with a dose of Canadian humility and common sense. Ready to restore the nation to its former glory, the Canada Party will soon have Americans shouting:\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Douglas \u0026 McIntyre Ltd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47032228643056,"sku":"9781771000628","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781771000628_p0.jpg?v=1763706929","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781771000628","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}