{"product_id":"9781781170847","title":"Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman Jokes","description":"\u003cp\u003eA celebration of the three Paddies ...What were the first jokes you ever heard as a child? There is a good chance that they were ones about Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman. Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman took up a collection for their church and the problem arose as to how much they should give to the church. 'I draw the line on the ground', said Paddy the Scotsman, 'and I too throw all the money up in the air. What falls outside the circle I keep for myself and what falls inside the circle I give to the church'. 'I draw a circle on the ground', said Paddy the Scotsman, 'and I too throw all the money up in the air. What falls outside the circle I keep for myself and what falls inside the circle I give to the church.' 'I just throw all the money up in the air', said Paddy the Irishman, 'and what God doesn't want He throws down again.'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mercier Press, Limited, The","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47162417905904,"sku":"9781781170847","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781781170847_p0.jpg?v=1763717786","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781781170847","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}