{"product_id":"9781783018703","title":"The Lempire's Lament (PagePerfect NOOK Book)","description":"'It's not easy being immortal when you are born suicidal...'\u003cbr\u003eSuch is the plight of the long suffering Lempire. Part Lemming part Vampire, this rare and exotic creature is consigned to a fate worse than death- Failure!\u003cbr\u003eAnd He's right cheesed off about it!\u003cbr\u003eAs everyone knows, the humble Lemming has a profound personality disorder; from the moment he is born he's hell-bent on oblivion. In stark contrast our good friend the Vampire has... let's say... time on his hands. One is on a crash course with destiny... and the bottom of a steep cliff. The other's got a lunch date with eternity.\u003cbr\u003eFollow the death-struck Lempire on his never-ending quest for the great hereafter in this gloriously illustrated and suitably surreal comic horror adventure.\u003cbr\u003eIt's time to take the leap...","brand":"David Williams","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47301060624624,"sku":"9781783018703","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781783018703","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}