{"product_id":"9781786699336","title":"We're Asleep, Dad","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'My kids are asleep. I know this because a paper airplane has just smashed against my head\u0026amp;on the wing someone has written \"we're asleep Dad\"'. 'My kids have done their homework. I know this because according to them, this week their homework is to play 3 hours of Minecraft each night'. 'My kids are ready to go out. I know this because they've hidden all their clothes...' \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIn recent times, we've celebrated 'unmumsy' mums, but what about desperate dads? \u003ci\u003eWe're Asleep, Dad\u003c\/i\u003e is a collection of 100 laugh-out-loud tweets from a dad's perspective on the five main struggles of parenting: Bed Time, School, Food, Going Out and Weekends, complete with quirky hand-drawn illustrations by Moose Allain. In this hilarious and stylish gift book, Simon Key perfectly captures all the ups and downs of what it's like to be a frazzled father on the front line. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bloomsbury Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47135647236336,"sku":"9781786699336","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781786699336_p0.jpg?v=1763738001","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781786699336","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}