{"product_id":"9781786852090","title":"The World's Funniest Football Jokes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhat did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003eHe sent on his subs.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGod and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.\u003cbr\u003e God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the 'good' players go to heaven.\u003cbr\u003e The devil smiled, replying, \"Yes, but we've got all the refs.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFootball is obviously very serious business— like when that disallowed goal was '\u003ci\u003enever \u003c\/i\u003eoff-side', and that was '\u003ci\u003etotally \u003c\/i\u003ea dive' but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Summersdale","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47032384946416,"sku":"9781786852090","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781786852090_p0.jpg?v=1763738013","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781786852090","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}