{"product_id":"9781786860224","title":"667 Ways to F*ck Up My Life","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSometimes, there’s nowhere to go but f*ck up…\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you love \u003cem\u003eBroad City\u003c\/em\u003e and Bridget Jones, you’ll adore Dagmar Kostopoulos…and her colossal f*ck-ups.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwenty-something Dag has always been the ‘perfect’ woman. Responsible, honest to a fault, hard-working. Even her bras are no-nonsense. And for what? Her boyfriend dumps her for being boring, and her boss fires her for not sucking on his nether regions to get promoted. What’s a perfectionist overachiever to do? A complete one-eighty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo heck with rules—Dag orchestrates a spectacular fall from grace by deciding to ruin her life exactly six-hundred-sixty-six times, and finally has a little naughty fun. Some scandalous Spandex and a few bar lies later, tame little Dagmar becomes Giselle, ballsy siren.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe wild thing is…it works! Dag gets a better job and meets the sexiest man she’s ever known. Well, Giselle meets him. Dagmar doesn’t exist. Except that she does, and her escapades just became a ticking time bomb, one that might blow her heart to smithereens.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin Dag for her irresistible and hilarious f*ck-ups, because every good girl needs to inject a little bad girl sizzle into her veins.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Totally Bound Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47064572068080,"sku":"9781786860224","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781786860224_p0.jpg?v=1763737966","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781786860224","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}