{"product_id":"9781788085120","title":"Sweat Bombs Charlie","description":"Sweat Bombs Charlie is a treasure trove of clever riddles and anecdotes. It's a funny and entertaining book for all the family to enjoy, with 249 original short poems and limericks.\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSophie-Harding-Stamford-Slosh\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSophie-Harding-Stamford-Slosh\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHas a Four-Barrelled name she's quite posh\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe tells everyone she's upper class\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut we all know she's a Barnsley lass\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlister\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'll fix that blister said Uncle Tim\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs he stuck the pin right through my skin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo days later it was red and sore\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now it hurts even more\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRugby Years\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I look back at my rugby years\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy broken nose my cauliflower ears\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy aching joints my pounding head\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI wish I'd done something else instead\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJimmy The Whistle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJimmy The Whistle is blown all day\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt The Haggis \u0026amp; Thistle on the 12th of May\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOccasionally he stops to eat and drink\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd to flush all the spit down the sink\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlind as A Bat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere once was a lonely old cat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho was shy and blind as a bat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe was desperate for a date\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd went looking for a mate\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut ended up with Ronnie the Rat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMonk\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere once was a Japanese monk\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho slept with a Siamese skunk\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the middle of the night\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere was an almighty fight\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll you heard was Klink Klank Klunk\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBrent\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere once was a sausage called Brent\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho was sizzling in the pan quite content\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen out of the blue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn egg named sue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCame crashing down without his consent\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVain Man\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere once was a very vain man\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho covered himself in fake tan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen the poor old fellow\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurned bright yellow\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis image went right down the pan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSnips\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere once was a seagull called snips\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho attacked Mr Murray for his chips\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut clever Mr Murray\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoaked his chips in curry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow the seagull is off sick with the shits\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEgg\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA posh egg that was nurtured and spoiled\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDidn't want to be fried or hard boiled\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe drew up a plan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo coerce with the flan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey were caught and the plan was tin foiled\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTeddy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere once was a hoover called Teddy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho was all plugged in and ready\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when his wheels buckled\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone chuckled\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen you pushed him he was rather unsteady\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFatter\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis dog's getting fatter and fatter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe vet said it's no laughing matter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe stopped all the treats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll the tit-bits and meats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow the dog is as mad as a hatter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGreengrocer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA greengrocer called Barnaby Rudd\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDidn't know that a potato was a spud\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe was forced to concede\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat a turnip wasn't a swede\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe was confused and misunderstood\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSam\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere once was a fly called Sam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho got stuck in a pot of jam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe was tougher than most\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut got spread on toast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd was eaten by a fat hungry 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