{"product_id":"9781909204072","title":"Diary of a Barking Mad Dog Owner","description":"Diary of a Barking Mad Dog Owner\u003cp\u003eDue to his obsession with the hedgehog, Mr Mac was lead-walked\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ein the garden first thing in the morning before the sun was quite up\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand as soon as it was dusk, when hedgehogs are likely to be around\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003esearching for food. Thus, you can imagine how mad I was when I\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003earrived home from work on Friday, drove towards my gate and saw this\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ehalf-flat, brown, spiky lump in the middle of the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Arrrgggghhhh!\" I shouted at it, \"you stupid, stupid hedgehog!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI parked my car in the drive and stomped back up the road. I was still\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eshaking my head and ranting, \"How could you be so stupid? After my\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eefforts to keep you safe all summer and you go and run out in front of\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea car in broad daylight.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI reached the little spiky brown lump and stared at it as if I was hoping\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efor an answer to my questions about its stupidity. Then a big smile\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003espread across my face and I looked round sheepishly, hoping that noone\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ehad witnessed or heard my outburst. The little spiky brown lump\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewas left on the road by a horse.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dolman Scott Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47065328845040,"sku":"9781909204072","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781909204072_p0.jpg?v=1763622883","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781909204072","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}