{"product_id":"9781910614082","title":"Gorgeous George and his Stupid Stinky Stories: NEW!","description":"\u003cp\u003eLong stories, short stories, tall stories, funny stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYucky stories, lucky stories and even some mucky stories. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStories good enough to grace any book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStories gross enough to make you want to puke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are scary tales. There are hairy tales. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are even some scary, hairy fairytales!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome stories will make you smile. Some stories might make you smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut which one does what; you can’t tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Until it’s too late)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrayon Kenny, Grandpa Jock and Allison join the not-so-Gorgeous George in his sixth book and his first collection of tall tales, short stories and poems about pooping, puking, pumping and parping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrandpa Jock chases aliens onto a UFO near Area 51. Allison Wonderland chases a green rabbit down a rabbit-hole and Crayon Kenny chases peanuts and jelly babies around his bedroom floor until he sniffs them up both nostrils (don’t ask!).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are stories about zombies, stories about ghosts and even stories about old people falling in love (bleugh). The longest short story is this book has 16 pages, so easy to read at bedtime. The shortest short story in this book has just 8 words, so you can read that one on the toilet!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd if you haven’t guessed already, this book is cheeky. Some grannies might think this book is a little bit rude (like the lady from Inverness who was so shocked she nearly wet herself). I promised her that my next book would carry a WARNING, so here goes…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWARNING: This book contains words like BUM, POO, BARF and WEE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo NOT read this book if you are easily offended. Please do not wet yourself - You have been warned!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGorgeous George and his Stupid, Stinky Stories is the sixth book is the Gorgeous George series. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Giant Geriatric Generators Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47060607107312,"sku":"9781910614082","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781910614082_p0.jpg?v=1763627006","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781910614082","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}