{"product_id":"9781910859148","title":"The Franglais Lieutenant's Woman","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe greatest classics of world literature – as retold in the incomparable language of Franglais\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid you know that Jane Austen wrote a rip-roaring football yarn called \u003ci\u003eNorthanger Abbey v Mansfield Park?\u003c\/i\u003e That \u003ci\u003eMurder in the Cathedral \u003c\/i\u003eis only one of a series of murder stories featuring Inspector T.S. Eliot?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThat all Shakespeare’s plots were combined in one earth-shattering play called \u003ci\u003eThe Two Henry V’s of Verona?\u003c\/i\u003e Or that a missing chapter from the \u003ci\u003eGideon Bible\u003c\/i\u003e describes exactly how God came to create the first hotel?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAll these classics, and another forty or so like them, are featured in this unique compendium of world literature, compiled under hygienic conditions in our very own laboratories. Miles Kington gave the best years of his life (well, 1985 and 1986) reducing these masterpieces to manageable size, then translating them into Franglais, that fragrant language which combines the poetry of French with the directness of English, plus a touch of garlic on the side.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooks consulted in research for this work: \u003c\/i\u003eEverything that has ever been written.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFurther information:\u003c\/i\u003e Franglais Advisory Bureaux, on board all good cross-Channel ferries.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNo additives or artificial flavourings have been used. No suffering has been caused to any animal. A great deal of wine was consumed. Enjoy the results.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Darkwater Syndicate, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47151460876528,"sku":"9781910859148","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781910859148_p0.jpg?v=1769895720","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781910859148","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}