{"product_id":"9781925590340","title":"There Once Was A Book, To Be Sure ...","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eA REELY LONG WALK\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSam wasn’t for walking dogs when he could also sleep in,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut the yappers persisted with an almighty din,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSo with the longest fish pole,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey got out for their stroll,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAs Sammy laid back – and then reeled ‘em in.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet it no longer be maligned as the red-headed stepchild of the snoberati, for the limerick is beloved by fine folk everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA tonic to lift the spirits and, mercifully, not always politically correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA welcome offering of new limericks from the mysterious Dr X, author of \u003cem\u003e‘The Antidotes to Modern Living’\u003c\/em\u003e and ‘\u003cem\u003eWhat Johnno Did Next’\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*** \u003cem\u003eWARNING\u003c\/em\u003e: includes occasional adult-themed shenanigans. not for prudes, wee ones, or the politically correct **\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fontaine Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47043999170800,"sku":"9781925590340","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781925590340_p0.jpg?v=1763635256","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781925590340","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}