{"product_id":"9781930900547","title":"Giants Come in Different Sizes","description":"\u003cp\u003eAs far as I've been able to determine, giants come in roughly three sizes: 'Very' big, 'Way, WAY' big, and 'Good grief, would you look at THAT!' big. It is possible there there may be even larger ones, but I've never personally seen any. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA few folks, mostly adults, contend that there are no such things as giants. I will not waste your time nor mine disputing such radical theories. They probably don't believe in the Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. Blasphemy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn addition (and you may not believe this) there are folks who dispute the fact that hamburgers grow on bushes. Good grief...doesn't anyone major in agriculture anymore? I know for a fact that a certain fast-food chain started this rumor. Want scientific proof? Well, there are pictures of several hamburgers bushes in this very book. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Purple House Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47033274204400,"sku":"9781930900547","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781930900547_p0.jpg?v=1763639967","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781930900547","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}