{"product_id":"9781934625910","title":"Inside Robin's Too Tight Tights","description":"\u003cp\u003ePity poor Robin Hood. Any red-blooded young Saxon can rob from the rich to give to the poor. Can win every archery contest in seven shires. Can keep seven-score rowdy, randy Merrymen under control. But those feats are not what made him a hero. He did it all wearing too tight tights. That is why he is celebrated in minstrelsy and in Hollywood movies. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat outline did Maid Marian see etched against the crotch of those too tight tights? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFriar Tuck wisely said that Robin Hood was an outlaw who could not be hanged. Because the womenfolk in Nottingham knew he was already well hung. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRobin's true lusty adventures can now dare to be told in Tim Desmondes' revealing tale  Inside Robin's Too Tight Tights.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nazca Plains","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47039629918448,"sku":"9781934625910","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781934625910_p0.jpg?v=1763655017","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781934625910","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}