{"product_id":"9781934649732","title":"Ignoramus: Book 9","description":"\u003cbr\u003eIf there’s a more inopportune date for an elementary school boy to have a birthday than February 14th, Aldo Zelnick wants to know what it is.\u003cp\u003eWith his 11th birthday — and Valentine’s Day — fast approaching, Aldo plans a guys-only party with absolutely no pink, lace, or hearts, thank you very much. But what will happen if the girls, who all seem to have a crush on Aldo’s friend, Danny, crash the party?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this story, told in part by Aldo’s friend-who-happens-to-be-a-girl, Bee, Aldo learns early that love means always having to say you’re sorry. The humorous plot and lively drawings in this laugh-out-loud book will captivate enthusiastic and reluctant readers alike. This ninth installment in an A-to-Z alphabet series also includes a glossary of fun and challenging “I words,” such as inkling, irk, and impervious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bailiwick Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47057694064880,"sku":"9781934649732","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781934649732_p0.jpg?v=1769896985","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781934649732","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}