{"product_id":"9781936140503","title":"The Official Redneck Alphabet","description":"\u003cp\u003eA is for Alphabet…because you probably need a refresher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you’re not laughing by the end of this book…well, you’re probably slower than molasses on a cold day. Or maybe you’re just as sharp as a cue ball. But the rest of us sure will find plenty of guffaws in this side-splittingly uproarious ABC, which takes comic aim at the redneck lifestyle. It’s got 26 letters (yes, that’s how many there are) worth of fun, all illustrated with hilarious cartoons of rednecks and their more refined and proper dogs. G is for grandmother (who’s also your aunt and your sister). L is for Lottery—otherwise known as the redneck retirement plan. And V is for the velvet Elvis painting that probably hangs in your trailer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis’ll be hotter than a mess of collard greens on the back burner of a $4 stove!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd because we know how difficult the alphabet can be for those rednecks, we have several extra usages of the letters in the alphabet.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Charlesbridge Publishing, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49786679394544,"sku":"9781936140503","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781936140503","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}