{"product_id":"9781936964031","title":"Tijuana Donkey Showdown","description":"\u003cp\u003eReggie Levine, ex-boxer turned bouncer, and hapless hero, has barely recovered from his ordeal in Damn Dirty Apes, when he is called back to action. Recruited to retrieve a Chinese crested terrier from a fleapit roadside zoo, where the ugly effing showdog has been mistaken for the chupacabra, Reggie soon finds himself embroiled in a deadly criminal conspiracy involving neo-Nazi drug smugglers, a seedy used-car salesman, a wannabe serial killer, an ornery Vietnam veteran, a badass veterinarian, a freakishly endowed adult entertainment donkey named Enrique, and in an explosive cameo, an Academy Award winning Hollywood icon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Adam Howe, writer of Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, Black Cat Mojo, and the winner of Stephen King's On Writing contest, comes another hard-hitting slice of pulp Southern crime, 80s action, pop Americana, and pitch-black comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDamn Dirty Apes is available as part of the Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet Collection, available at Amazon and many other online retailers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRAISE FOR TIJUANA DONKEY SHOWDOWN\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Like Lansdale on meth, or '80s action-movie icon Shane Black on crack, I have yet to read anything by Howe that didn't have me laughing so hard I wondered more than once if I might have sprained something vital inside of me. He's done it again with Tijuana Donkey Showdown. The only thing I hate about this guy's books is the fact that, as soon as I finish one, there's not another I can start right away. Dammit.\" -James Newman, author of Ugly As Sin, Odd Man Out, and Animosity\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Adam Howe has oodles of insane talent. Tijuana Donkey Showdown reads like the script of the greatest B-movie ever, written by the unholy offspring of Joe R. Lansdale and Jeff Strand, and directed by Uwe Boll. Howe is a purveyor of beautiful, ridiculous violence, and I hope the misadventures of Reggie Levine continue for a long time.\" -Pete Kahle, award-winning author of The Specimen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Adam Howe's latest offering rips along at the speed of sound, delivering action-packed thrills, uncountable surprises-both light and dark-and edgy, trademark humor, all of it rendered in such vivid prose it practically shimmers on the page. Another winner from an emerging master.\" -Sean Costello, author of Squall and Finders Keepers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Adam Howe is one of the funniest, sickest, most insane writers working today. The man has no filter!\" -Jeff Strand, author of Dead Clown Barbeque\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comet Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47057020780784,"sku":"9781936964031","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781936964031_p0.jpg?v=1763659565","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781936964031","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}