{"product_id":"9781937539023","title":"The Septic Bucket List: 22 Things NOT to do Before You Die","description":"What do dropping your glasses in an outhouse and sticking a fork in your eye have in common? \u003cp\u003eThey are both activities you definitely want to avoid before you die.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnlike the traditional bucket list that gives you a rundown of must-dos, The Septic Bucket List outlines the must-don'ts. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd you definitely don't want to do these things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso unlike the traditional bucket list that often includes activities that are costly, time-consuming, or involve leaving the house, The Septic Bucket list can largely be completed in the comfort of your favorite armchair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo dive inside The Septic Bucket List for a feisty list of 22 items that made the cut. Just don't dive into the outhouse to retrieve your glasses.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAuthor and artist Ryn Gargulinski has several illustrated humor books, with topics that range from rats to skeletons in yoga poses. Awards include Best Humor Column in New Mexico, Best Feature Column in Arizona, and a batch of honors for news writing and poetry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ryndustries Rags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47062396207344,"sku":"9781937539023","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781937539023_p0.jpg?v=1763660663","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781937539023","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}