{"product_id":"9781938120350","title":"A Coupla Shades of Taupe","description":"A romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping. 50 SHADES OF GREY doesn't come close to reaching the literary heights of A COUPLA SHADES OF TAUPE. A Pulitzer is inevitable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePagan Taupe is the wealthiest man in all of Arkansas. He’s got everything. The only thing that’s missing is a whiny young codependent named Alexandra Aluminum. Pagan becomes obsessed with Alexandra at a level normally portrayed by Rob Lowe in Lifetime movies. But unlike Rob Lowe, Pagan doesn’t want to beat her with a tire iron and bury her beneath the town bridge—he wants to make her his live-in sex slave.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlexandra takes the leap and agrees to be Pagan’s unquestioning “submissive,” and the two embark on a sexual journey that would make Gloria Steinem put a loaded gun to her temple.","brand":"Diversion Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47151709225200,"sku":"9781938120350","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781938120350_p0.jpg?v=1763663208","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781938120350","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}