{"product_id":"9781938293030","title":"The Bimborg: Part Nanobot, All Woman","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor Charlie-Bob Owens, a nerd high-school senior, everything started when he attacked an armed robber in order to save two fair damsels. He got shot in the leg as a result.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoon after, he got rewarded with a harem of-though he had no way of knowing this-sex-slave cyborgs called \u003ci\u003ebimborg\u003c\/i\u003e. All he knew was that the hottest girls in his school (plus two hot teachers) were dropping their boyfriends and were offering Charlie-Bob any kind of sex, anytime, anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut soon after, Earth got a second kind of cyborg: the Cybes, evil cyborgs from the 27th century, who had conquered 428 planets. The Cybes had become stranded in the year 2013. The Cybes decided to do what they did best: turn every one of Earth's billions of people into a Cybe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo weeks after Charlie-Bob Owens learned the truth about his high-school harem, about the bimborg (of whom there were 22 million on Earth), and about the Cybes, Charlie-Bob became Bimborg King. He alone could save Earth from the Cybes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut what about the Cybes' deadly enemies in the 27th century, the Space Navy of the Planetary Alliance? The Space Navy got prevented from ever existing. Now there was nobody who could come from the future and help Charlie-Bob beat the Cybes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNote 1: This is a soft-core porn parody of \"Star Trek.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNote 2: All sexually active characters are eighteen or older.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePARTS OF THE NOVEL:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart 1: \"KING JAMES\" UPTON-he's the mad scientist who steals Cybe technology and creates a worldwide harem of bimborg.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart 2: CHARLIE-BOB OWENS-he does a brave act to save two damsels in distress, and unknowingly wins a great reward.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart 3: THE CYBES-evil cyborgs from the 27th century crash on Earth, and decide to Cybefy all of Earth's people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart 4: BATTLE FOR EARTH-Charlie-Bob and the bimborg v. the Cybes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart 5: EPILOGUE-life after the climactic battle for the future of Earth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTags: alpha male, damsel in distress, erotic scifi, erotica, female virgin, harem, hypnosis, lesbian to bi, male-female, male dominant, male virgin, ménage à trois, mind control, oral sex, parody, romance, Star Trek, submissive female, threesome, virtue rewarded\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hypo To Helio Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47044214325488,"sku":"9781938293030","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781938293030_p0.jpg?v=1763663539","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781938293030","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}