{"product_id":"9781941098547","title":"Badd Motherf*cker","description":"Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, right? That's what they say, at least. I went into that day hoping I'd get the happiest day of my life. What I got? The worst. I mean, you really can't get any worse of a day without someone actually dying. \u003cp\u003eSo...I may have gotten just a little drunk, and maybe just a tad impetuous...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd landed myself in a dive bar somewhere in Alaska, alone, still in my wedding dress, half-wasted and heart-broken.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEight brothers, one bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSounds like the beginning to a bad joke, yeah? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI kinda think so. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWanna hear another joke? A girl walks into a bar, soaking wet and wearing a wedding dress.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI knew I shouldn't have touched her. She was hammered, for one thing, and heartbroken for another. I've chased enough tail to know better. That kinda thing only leads to clinginess, and a clingy female is the last thing on this earth I need.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI got a bar needs running, and only me to run it-at least until my seven wayward brothers decide to show their asses up... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen this chick walks in, fine as hell, wearing a soaked wedding dress that leaves little enough to the imagination-and I've got a hell of an imagination. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI knew I shouldn't have touched her. Not so much as a finger, not even innocently. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I did.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Seth Clarke","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47053392806128,"sku":"9781941098547","price":16.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781941098547_p0.jpg?v=1763793901","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781941098547","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}