{"product_id":"9781944735029","title":"God and Santa Claus Trump Trump: A Christmas Tale of Generosity, Love, and Redemption","description":"Uh-oh! God the Father's done wigged out. Santa's just reported that the entire tone and texture of Earth has darkened, in the USA especially, on his Christmas rounds.\u003cp\u003eIt seems a would-be tyrant is gearing up to tyrannize. America's democratic republic teeters on its last legs, this mockery of a man having rent its fabric, perhaps irreparably, in the weeks since his highly suspect election.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChecks and balances? Out the window. Sexists, racists, anti-Semites, science deniers, homophobes, fake Christians, and bigots of every stripe feel emboldened to publicly scurry out the cockroach natures they've hitherto hidden.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen the sanity God and Saint Nick wait for refuses to materialize, it's up to them to visit this godforsaken fucker moments after his super-weird inauguration and-in the infinite space afforded them by magic time-repair his wounded psyche.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a psyche as warped and mangled as any the Almighty Father has ever seen, but he has a plan. He has several plans. And one by one, they fall through.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHoly Hannah! Will God and Saint Nick succeed in threading their way through this perverse morass of Trumpian motherfuckery? Or are they . . . well, you know . . . DOOMED TO FAIL?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHold onto your hats, boys and girls. You're in for a wild ride!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lambent Light Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47033640714480,"sku":"9781944735029","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781944735029_p0.jpg?v=1763769591","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781944735029","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}