{"product_id":"9781944769277","title":"I Can See Your House from Here!","description":"God is the author of joy. Read the opening words of either of the Genesis stories (wait there's more than one?) and you'll meet a being who creates everything with love and happiness. It's easy to imagine God dancing through creation flinging a paintbrush dipped in light. \u003cp\u003eWhen did God become the judge? When did God become the angry, somber, pinch-faced deity looking down from on high with a bucket of lighting bolts at the ready?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book, like it's predecessor, celebrates the God who laughs, the God who plays hide-and-seek with Moses, the God who plays peek-a-boo (Look! I'm a burning bush. Look! I'm a pillar of smoke! Look! I'm in invisible. Heh, see what I did there?)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Old Testament is a wondrous collection of epic and totally screwy stories. Lions and bears and floods and people being turned into seasonings. People dance naked in parades, get their heads nailed to the ground, and we won't even go into the the guy with the talking ass. People follow gloriously screwed-up leaders on faith and then get to stand and watch as God wipes out their enemies like he's flicking a booger off his finger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAny book created to help us laugh at these stories is almost unnecessary. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlmost. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead. Enjoy. Laugh out loud. Buy one for a friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnother one? Seriously? You went and bought another one? \u003cbr\u003eWhat the hell is wrong with you? -St Patrick\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll those who purchase this book will have their contact information placed on a special government list of citizens suspected of having a sense of humor. \u003cbr\u003e-The Government...wait not the Government..uh...Bill Smith\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll of creation...the entire universe...reality as we know and don't know it...\u003cbr\u003ebasically began as a farting contest gone too far. Not a lot of people know that. -God\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocryphile Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47019822711024,"sku":"9781944769277","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781944769277_p0.jpg?v=1763805239","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781944769277","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}