{"product_id":"9781945362156","title":"I Don't Give A Shit Midnight Edition: A Sweary Coloring Book For adults","description":"Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! This is a swear word Adult coloring book.\u003cbr\u003eSwear word coloring book black edition\u003cbr\u003eAnd perfect for Relaxation! \u003cli\u003e 30 single sided pages to color \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e A mix between simple and detailed pages. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! \u003cp\u003e* Gorgeous original artwork! \u003cbr\u003e• \u003cbr\u003eIf you love swearing this book is for you! This is the perfect adult coloring book for parents. This is the black edition of the book. \u003cbr\u003eYou will love this best seller! \u003cbr\u003ePerfect for Men and women. This midnight edition is full of fun. \u003cbr\u003eswear word coloring book jungle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? \u003cbr\u003eSwear word coloring book for parents\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I don't give a shit \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Bite Me \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Break the fucking Rules! \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Cry me a river bitch. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I hope you choke on the shit you talk. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e My middle finger salutes you! \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I'm not rude... I'm honest. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e If I throw a stick will you go away? \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Stress is caused by giving a fuck \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e You hate me? Aren't you cute?\u003c\/li\u003e","brand":"Green Cow Coloring","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47063769055472,"sku":"9781945362156","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781945362156_p0.jpg?v=1763795141","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781945362156","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}