{"product_id":"9781974118717","title":"Lady Windermere's Fan (illustrated)","description":"Lord Darlington. How do you do, Lady Windermere?\u003cbr\u003eLady Windermere. How do you do, Lord Darlington? No, I can't shake hands with you. My hands are all wet with these roses. Aren't they lovely? They came up from Selby this morning.\u003cbr\u003eLord Darlington. They are quite perfect. [Sees a fan lying on the table.] And what a wonderful fan! May I look at it?\u003cbr\u003eLady Windermere. Do. Pretty, isn't it! It's got my name on it, and everything. I have only just seen it myself. It's my husband's birthday present to me. You know today is my birthday?\u003cbr\u003eLord Darlington. No? Is it really?\u003cbr\u003eLady Windermere. Yes, I'm of age today. Quite an important day in my life, isn't it? That is why I am giving this party tonight. Do sit down. [Still arranging flowers.]\u003cbr\u003eLord Darlington. [Sitting down.] I wish I had known it was your birthday, Lady Windermere. I would have covered the whole street in front of your house with flowers for you to walk on. They are made for you.\u003cbr\u003e[A short pause.]\u003cbr\u003eLady Windermere. Lord Darlington, you annoyed me last night at the Foreign Office. I am afraid you are going to annoy me again.\u003cbr\u003eLord Darlington. I, Lady Windermere?\u003cbr\u003e[Enter Parker and Footman C., with tray and tea things.]\u003cbr\u003eLady Windermere. Put it there, Parker. That will do. [Wipes her hands with her pocket-handkerchief, goes to tea-table, and sits down.] Won't you come over, Lord Darlington?\u003cbr\u003e[Exit Parker C.]\u003cbr\u003eLord Darlington. [Takes chair and goes across L.C.] I am quite miserable, Lady Windermere. You must tell me what I did. [Sits down at table L.]\u003cbr\u003eLady Windermere. Well, you kept paying me elaborate compliments the whole evening.\u003cbr\u003eLord Darlington. [Smiling.] Ah, nowadays we are all of us so hard up, that the only pleasant things to pay are compliments. They're the only things we can pay.","brand":"CreateSpace Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48372224524528,"sku":"9781974118717","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781974118717_p0.jpg?v=1768412269","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781974118717","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}