{"product_id":"9781987976229","title":"The Time Traveller's Resort and Museum","description":"\u003cp\u003e“If you need to know men's secrets\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eOr if there's something you need to find\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eIf you want to see the dinosaurs\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eOr the insides of your mind.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eIf you want to watch the earth begin,\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eOr see what the apocalypse will leave behind,\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eYou need to thank Alice Anderson,\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eFor Alice is the mother of time.”\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eThat was how the rhyme went. Every time traveler knew it. Everyone that is, except of course, for Alice herself, since she hadn’t invented time travel yet. Since returning to London, Alice’s life has been turned upside down. She’s been accused of murder and lost her position in the scientific community. Her only ally in this journey is a strange man who seems to think that Alice may be about to open up a strange new world of possibilities, but is probably not telling her everything he knows.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eObviously fake quotes made up by the author for the purpose of filling up space on the back of the book.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003e“The torch has been passed to a weird generation.”\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eJohn F Kennedy\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003e“I remember the time David came over for drinks. ‘Twas the best of times, it ‘twas the worst of times.’ No, wait, it was just the worst of times. By the by, what exactly is ‘Tequila?’’”\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eCharles Dickens\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003e “The first time I met David, he told me how much he liked my book. I said “Which one?” and he said “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.” It sort of went downhill from there.”\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eJane Austen\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mirror World Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47155202392304,"sku":"9781987976229","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781987976229_p0.jpg?v=1763672502","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781987976229","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}