Magic 8 Ball

This magical ball may actually change your life! Just ask it a question then turn it over to reveal the answer. Ask it about matters of the heart-- will she be willing to go dutch? Ask it about stock and bond choices-- did I see my broker on America's Most Wanted? Probe about the deep, dark secrets of friends and associates-- is that a toupee? Use for entertainment purposes only. (Please don't use it to bet junior's college money on a horse race. That would be a misuse of the ball.) Measures 4 in diameter.