The Big Slice

"Written and directed by John Bradshaw, The Big Slice stars Casey Siemaszko and Justin Louis as a pair of aspiring mystery novelists. Knowing next to nothing about crime, the two writers decide to ""live"" their adventures. Venturing out into the Big Bad World, the boys pose as a cop and a criminal-and, not surprisingly, get in way over their heads. Heather Locklear makes a token ""femme fatale"" appearance in this frenetic farce. As a team, Siemaszko and Louis lack the subtlety and nuance of the Ritz Brothers."