Delius: On Hearing the First Cuckoo in Spring

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child... and in-laws.

"Empty bladder before reading." -Laurie Notaro, WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE PRETTIER